Not a beer fan? Maybe your sophisticated tastes clash with your fellow chaps? Fit in with a mug in your hand while sipping the finer tastes. You want stick out (that much) now with a mug in your hand. All that class now in a beer glass.

Grubby hands? OCD from using the keyboard after someone else? Just want to spill a soda on it because you can? Worry no more. You can just pop this beautifully designed keyboard right into the sink for a good scrubbing. The laser-etched keys are the cherry on top!

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.

Bring the joy of R/C planes to the final frontier. With a charge time of 15 seconds for the Enterprise plane, you’ll be out flying in no time. Engage!... with friends and family for an afternoon of outdoor fun. Captain Kirk would be proud.

Sharing isn’t always caring. Make sure everyone knows who’s wine bottle this is. Set the combination and sleep easy knowing that the wine gnomes won’t be stealing anymore of your wine any time soon.

Delicious ice cold root beer any time you want, made by your own two hands. Is there anything more satisfying? Well, maybe having all the candy you could want… but that’s beside the point. Have fun with the kids or find a fun activity for a weekend afternoon, make your own root beer!

Airports, trains, busses, or just for pleasure reading. The Amazon Kindle eBook reader is not only convenient, but versatile. With an incredibly long battery life, and the ability to freely use wi-fi hotspots to access the Amazon Bookstore for book purchases, you will never need a library card ever again.

Can’t live without your espresso maker? Need your coffee fix ASAP? Now you can take one with you where ever you go. Made of stainless steel, it will even last your abuse in the rugged outdoors. Who wouldn’t want to wake up with a nice shot of espresso at the camp site?

The uranium ore wasn’t good enough for you? Maybe you haven’t satisfied your quench for radioactive things yet. Now you can take things to the next level by drinking out of your very own radioactive waste drinking glass set.

Sorry, I don’t think you will be able to turn into your favorite mutant superhero with this. Own a piece of scientific wonderment. Caveat emptor: Will lose half its radioactivity in 4.7 bil years.

Tightrope walking is nothing to scoff at. It takes precious, talent, and patience. Never thought you could do it? Now you can master it on your own time. Hook the line up between two trees at the park, or maybe between two poles in a parking lot. Don't fall!

Whether you enjoy camping or you're in an emergency situation, the Zippo Emergency Fire Starter is a safe bet. Water-sealed case, wax-sealed tinder sticks, and a flint wheel guarantee fire when you need it. Never leave home without it.

Everyone knows the dreaded tangled earbuds problem. You put them into your pocket nice and neat, but what came out was a nightmare. Now you no longer have to worry. You can easily wrap your headphone cord around this simple tool and kiss tangled earbuds goodbye.

If you're like me, you love cereal. Cereal is your staple, breakfast, noon, and night. Take your delicious treat with you where ever you want, any time you want. The unit pops together to conveniently keep the cereal and milk separated, while having a stored foldable spoon ready to go.

Millions of dead turtles crushed by the foot of Mario. When will he ever learn!? Show your support for the Koopa Troopas and your affinity for the awesome world of Mario Bros.

Who didn't dream of owning a pair when they were kids? Not only can you now see in the dark, but you can actually record video and download it to your computer via USB. Become the secret agent you always knew you were.

Always be prepared. You may never know when a tool like this could save your life. Stuck on a desert island? Crash land in the middle of the Amazon? Small enough to fit in a pocket or purse, be ready when the time comes.

Oh, more wires. Just what every technophile loves to have to deal with. Well, we can't get rid of the wires for you, but we can help you manage them. Now you can keep those HDMI cables neat and tidy behind the television.

Show the little ones that you care. Impress guests with a unique surprise. Make a cute animal face on your hard-boiled eggs and put a smile on someone's face, and yours too!

Have a delicious hot dog when you want. Maybe you can't have a BBQ at your place? Too lazy? No problem! Just pop in your dogs and buns and you'll be munching away at one of American's favorite treats in no time flat.

Take your wrestling career to the next level... thumb wrestling, that is. Show your friends who's boss in the ring. Challenge them to a dual and show them your A-game with the Pro Thumb Wrestler.

Love looking up recipes on your iPad, but fear getting it filthy, or worse, spilling something on that expensive gizmo? Never fear! Now you can protect your new-age cookbook with these protective sleeves. They even allow you to still use the touch screen through them.

Now it's easier than ever to cut a slice of your favorite dish. With this ergonomic and aesthetically-pleasing design, you'll have an easy and enjoyable time to dish out your favorite treat.

Now it's easier than ever to add a splash of real fruit juice to your favorite carbonated beverage. For kids and adults alike, this tool will unlock flavorful explorations with none of the health drawbacks of those nasty sodas and fake juices.

The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.

This cute character sits in your refrigerator waiting for you to return. When you open the door, you will be greeted in Japanese. Say konichiwa to the Fridgeezoo Hogen refrigerator polar bear.

No need for batteries. This little fella' will run off the free energy of the sun. No one can resist a smile when seeing the happy plant dance back and forth on a sunny day. Spruce up your desk with this happy dancing flower.

Marvel at the majesty of physics. The famed stirling engine is so efficient at converting heat energy into mechanical work that you could power this very engine simply with the heat of hot water in a mug under it. Share a bit of science with someone.

Bring a little life to your desk. With minimal effort, you can keep a little bit of green around in this tasteful and hangable glass terrarium. It makes a great gift for your desk or your friends.

Pound that brew like a man! For the beer drinker who takes the sport seriously, I present to you the giant fist can koozie. Show your friends who the real pro is when you tip back that cold one.

It's a classic. You could never get enough as a kid, and now you can get all you want while on the go. Test your memory and timing with this great portable electronic Simon Says. Beep-boop-boop-beep!

What's better than brownies? Maybe brownies a la mode... mmmm... brownies a la mode... *Ahem* Entertain guests or just entertain your hunger with delicious brownies any time.

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

Purple Rain. Well, maybe if you enjoy warm showers. This bad boy will tell you just how hot or cold your water is. The rainfall effect is just as soothing as the contentedness you will feel knowing your water temperature before taking the plunge.

For the alcoholic who likes to keep his habit on the down-low, literally. This bad boy will fit right on your belt and can easily be concealed. Spice up that boring work day or business conference. You know no one else will.

Warning: Do not use during political campaigns; you will run out of batteries fast. Otherwise, let your friends know when you catch them trying to pull a fast one on you.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.

Giant Gummy Bear. What's there not to love? It's delicious, giant, and cute. How long would it take you to eat five pounds of gummy deliciousness? Girls and guys love the treat. Show someone you care whether or not they have diabetes.

Bring a sense of awe and wonderment to your backyard and/or party. These heavy duty cases can be sat on, are completely waterproof, and rechargeable. Use the remote to turn on the magic when the guests arrive.

Can you do the math? You're going to have to if you want to know what time it is. From math nerds to math students, you could always use a little more geekiness to spruce up your home. Show your guests you know your polynomials from your polygons.

Face it, rain or shine, you have to text some time. Why take your gloves off like a sucker when you can keep your hands toasty warm and text at the same time.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

Take drinking the blood of your enemies to the next level. Well, maybe not their blood, but I'm sure you could snatch some good booze from them. Revel in your plundered booty as you sip your favorite drinks from your skull glass of doom.

Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.

In a life or death situation, you cannot imagine how important something as simple as high strength cord could be. Helping to build shelters, snaring prey, or even medical applications are a few of the countless things you could use this for in an emergency.

Tired of jittery videos? Now take movie shots like a pro. This counter-balanced hand-held camera unit will make your videos smooth and steady. It also doubles as a camera tripod.

Do you love your cat, but hate having to deal with all its pent-up energy? Maybe your cat focuses its energy on destructive tendencies? Cats love chasing crazy fast things all over the house. Now you can have this automatic laser toy run your cat tired with no more effort than the flick of a switch.

For the true Nintendo die-hards. Now you can play your favorite SNES classics in the palm of your hand. But why stop there? This awesome piece of electronic nostalgia can also turn into your very own SNES game console that you can hook into your TV and plug SNES controllers into.

Do your kids always draw on the wall? Just think your wall could use some awesome chalk drawings in general? Now you can draw all over the walls when you paint them with chalkboard house paint.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Be the beer master at your next meet-up. When you're ready to wage a war on sobriety, you'll be prepared. No longer will you have to walk to the cooler again like a sucker. With these foam insulated slots you'll always be ready for a cold one. BEER ME!