Not a beer fan? Maybe your sophisticated tastes clash with your fellow chaps? Fit in with a mug in your hand while sipping the finer tastes. You want stick out (that much) now with a mug in your hand. All that class now in a beer glass.

That oh-so-famous hot sauce you can't get enough of. Whether you've got a hankering for a mouth full of fire for yourself, or you want to share the pain with others, this recipe book will definitely help you pack a punch of spice in every dish.

Sometimes you want to kill two birds with one stone; getting that buzz going and taking care of the munchies. Now you'll have no problem conquering this feat with the fantastic Cannabis Cookbook by your side in the kitchen.

Sharing isn’t always caring. Make sure everyone knows who’s wine bottle this is. Set the combination and sleep easy knowing that the wine gnomes won’t be stealing anymore of your wine any time soon.

Delicious ice cold root beer any time you want, made by your own two hands. Is there anything more satisfying? Well, maybe having all the candy you could want… but that’s beside the point. Have fun with the kids or find a fun activity for a weekend afternoon, make your own root beer!

Can’t live without your espresso maker? Need your coffee fix ASAP? Now you can take one with you where ever you go. Made of stainless steel, it will even last your abuse in the rugged outdoors. Who wouldn’t want to wake up with a nice shot of espresso at the camp site?

The uranium ore wasn’t good enough for you? Maybe you haven’t satisfied your quench for radioactive things yet. Now you can take things to the next level by drinking out of your very own radioactive waste drinking glass set.

If you're like me, you love cereal. Cereal is your staple, breakfast, noon, and night. Take your delicious treat with you where ever you want, any time you want. The unit pops together to conveniently keep the cereal and milk separated, while having a stored foldable spoon ready to go.

Show the little ones that you care. Impress guests with a unique surprise. Make a cute animal face on your hard-boiled eggs and put a smile on someone's face, and yours too!

Have a delicious hot dog when you want. Maybe you can't have a BBQ at your place? Too lazy? No problem! Just pop in your dogs and buns and you'll be munching away at one of American's favorite treats in no time flat.

Love looking up recipes on your iPad, but fear getting it filthy, or worse, spilling something on that expensive gizmo? Never fear! Now you can protect your new-age cookbook with these protective sleeves. They even allow you to still use the touch screen through them.

Now it's easier than ever to cut a slice of your favorite dish. With this ergonomic and aesthetically-pleasing design, you'll have an easy and enjoyable time to dish out your favorite treat.

Now it's easier than ever to add a splash of real fruit juice to your favorite carbonated beverage. For kids and adults alike, this tool will unlock flavorful explorations with none of the health drawbacks of those nasty sodas and fake juices.

This cute character sits in your refrigerator waiting for you to return. When you open the door, you will be greeted in Japanese. Say konichiwa to the Fridgeezoo Hogen refrigerator polar bear.

Pound that brew like a man! For the beer drinker who takes the sport seriously, I present to you the giant fist can koozie. Show your friends who the real pro is when you tip back that cold one.

What's better than brownies? Maybe brownies a la mode... mmmm... brownies a la mode... *Ahem* Entertain guests or just entertain your hunger with delicious brownies any time.

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

For the alcoholic who likes to keep his habit on the down-low, literally. This bad boy will fit right on your belt and can easily be concealed. Spice up that boring work day or business conference. You know no one else will.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.

Giant Gummy Bear. What's there not to love? It's delicious, giant, and cute. How long would it take you to eat five pounds of gummy deliciousness? Girls and guys love the treat. Show someone you care whether or not they have diabetes.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

Take drinking the blood of your enemies to the next level. Well, maybe not their blood, but I'm sure you could snatch some good booze from them. Revel in your plundered booty as you sip your favorite drinks from your skull glass of doom.

Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Be the beer master at your next meet-up. When you're ready to wage a war on sobriety, you'll be prepared. No longer will you have to walk to the cooler again like a sucker. With these foam insulated slots you'll always be ready for a cold one. BEER ME!

Take a fun twist on the ice cream bowl and cookie. Combine the two and you have a fully-edible cookie ice cream bowl! Hand these out at your parties and everyone will be screaming for ice cream.

Any photographer will appreciate this functional piece. To even the trained eye you may think this is a real camera lens at first glance, but you would be mistaken. Behold, coffee cup and snack holder in one. Fall in love with photography all over again, one sip at a time.

Never worry about filling the dog's water bowl again. With this ingenious, yet cute, pet accessory, you can train your dog to self serve themselves to water on tap. Help make Fido more self-sufficient.

The gift that's not only fun and educational, but delicious! Bubble gum is a centuries old treat. After you have learned the process of making bubble gum, you can reap the rewards of your labor.

Be on the bleeding edge of culinary cutlery. You will be the jealousy of your cooking cuisine friends when they come by to see you preparing your meal with this beautiful half art, half utility piece.

Need chilled wine in a jiffy? Pop the Corkcicle into your favorite wine on the go. Your wine will be chilled in no time for you and your party to enjoy when you get to your destination.

What's better than ice cream and pizza? PIZZA CONES! A new take on everyone's favorite classic Italian dish. Bake some dough, wrap it up, and melt your favorite toppings inside. The perfect delicious treat for all.

Push the steam hand juicer into your favorite fruit of choice and spray away. Add a mist of orange, lemon, or lime zest to dishes to give them that extra spark.

Fire off a few rounds with your friends. Load your shell, aim, and fire! Just don't let the cops catch you. If they do, maybe you can offer them a few rounds to ease the tension.

Don't suck at life any longer. Two trips are for losers. Just load all your grocery bags on to the hook and look like the boss of grocery town as you stroll up in one trip with all your bags.

Whether you're a Star Wars fan or you just love perdy colors, these are for you. Eat your pan-Asian cuisine in nerd style all day, every day.

Smuggle your booze on the cruise in these fool-proof containers that look like regular shampoo bottles. They'll never know you brought the good stuff onboard as they pass your luggage right through security.

Stop right there... while I take a drink. Holster yourself some fine spirits in this pistol flask. Made of stainless steel, it also looks as awesome as what's inside tastes.

12 Noon, tea time. This calls for some toast. Set your sipped hot beverages atop this durable loaf of bread slices to keep your tea table clean.

Plug up that wine bottle with this handy dandy plumber's secret weapon. Don't worry, these are guaranteed to not have been used to unplug your clogged toilet beforehand. Maybe you could plunge a really tiny toilet afterward, though.

Do you go bananas for wine? Now you can show others just how much of a wine connoisseur you really are. Let's just hope those escaped monkeys from the zoo don't like wine too...

Can't get enough bacon either? Now you can have it in lollipop form. There is no end to bacon's awesomeness. Enjoy that wonderful flavor for hours on end.

Great gift, or greatest gift ever? Show the bacon lover in your life how much you appreciate them with this gift-boxed treat of the gods.

Eat your rice and noodly goodness with these awesome chopsticks carved from genuine unicorn horn to pay homage to the now-extinct unicorns slain to make these fine utensils.

For the man who has problems keeping food in the vicinity of his plate, I present to you: THE MAN BOWL. No longer will complaining wives and girlfriends be at your back when you get served up a meal in this awesome dish. Dig in!

Pip pip, cheerio'! Bring your party to ye olden times, when spectacular, manly, handlebar moustaches roamed free in the streets from Yorkshire to the Wild West.

FREEZE! Now you can look suave at parties with your own ice-cold firearms. Drop one of these bad boys in your vodka martini and put Bond on ice. Shaken, not stirred, of course.

Hallelujah! The toast has risen! Now you can be saved every morning. Break a piece off and feel the healing power of this toasty treat.

Water is the essence of our carbon-based life. You can now carry this valuable liquid in style. Make your friends and passers-by think you have a beautiful blown glass bottle. The hinged opening means no lost caps either.

Quick, we need 100cc's of beer! Now you can be ready with your own life-saving cooler. Show your friends that you are prepared.

Love brownie edges? Us too. Now you don't have to worry about getting the edge piece at the party because every piece is an edge piece! Crispy, hard, and chocolaty goodness to no end.