Not a beer fan? Maybe your sophisticated tastes clash with your fellow chaps? Fit in with a mug in your hand while sipping the finer tastes. You want stick out (that much) now with a mug in your hand. All that class now in a beer glass.

As small as a quarter, faster than a speeding bullet (okay maybe not), and best of all, no batteries required! Show the kids or just show your friends the wonders of solar power in action with the world's smallest solar powered car.

The good old days when the arcade reigned supreme. Now you can enjoy a blast from the past with the iCade and your iPad. Simply pop in your iPad and install the app and you'll be on your way to blasting asteroids in no time flat.

That oh-so-famous hot sauce you can't get enough of. Whether you've got a hankering for a mouth full of fire for yourself, or you want to share the pain with others, this recipe book will definitely help you pack a punch of spice in every dish.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Sometimes you want to kill two birds with one stone; getting that buzz going and taking care of the munchies. Now you'll have no problem conquering this feat with the fantastic Cannabis Cookbook by your side in the kitchen.

Bring the joy of R/C planes to the final frontier. With a charge time of 15 seconds for the Enterprise plane, you’ll be out flying in no time. Engage!... with friends and family for an afternoon of outdoor fun. Captain Kirk would be proud.

Sharing isn’t always caring. Make sure everyone knows who’s wine bottle this is. Set the combination and sleep easy knowing that the wine gnomes won’t be stealing anymore of your wine any time soon.

Delicious ice cold root beer any time you want, made by your own two hands. Is there anything more satisfying? Well, maybe having all the candy you could want… but that’s beside the point. Have fun with the kids or find a fun activity for a weekend afternoon, make your own root beer!

Airports, trains, busses, or just for pleasure reading. The Amazon Kindle eBook reader is not only convenient, but versatile. With an incredibly long battery life, and the ability to freely use wi-fi hotspots to access the Amazon Bookstore for book purchases, you will never need a library card ever again.

Sorry, I don’t think you will be able to turn into your favorite mutant superhero with this. Own a piece of scientific wonderment. Caveat emptor: Will lose half its radioactivity in 4.7 bil years.

Tightrope walking is nothing to scoff at. It takes precious, talent, and patience. Never thought you could do it? Now you can master it on your own time. Hook the line up between two trees at the park, or maybe between two poles in a parking lot. Don't fall!

Show the little ones that you care. Impress guests with a unique surprise. Make a cute animal face on your hard-boiled eggs and put a smile on someone's face, and yours too!

Have a delicious hot dog when you want. Maybe you can't have a BBQ at your place? Too lazy? No problem! Just pop in your dogs and buns and you'll be munching away at one of American's favorite treats in no time flat.

Take your wrestling career to the next level... thumb wrestling, that is. Show your friends who's boss in the ring. Challenge them to a dual and show them your A-game with the Pro Thumb Wrestler.

The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.

No need for batteries. This little fella' will run off the free energy of the sun. No one can resist a smile when seeing the happy plant dance back and forth on a sunny day. Spruce up your desk with this happy dancing flower.

Pound that brew like a man! For the beer drinker who takes the sport seriously, I present to you the giant fist can koozie. Show your friends who the real pro is when you tip back that cold one.

It's a classic. You could never get enough as a kid, and now you can get all you want while on the go. Test your memory and timing with this great portable electronic Simon Says. Beep-boop-boop-beep!

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

For the alcoholic who likes to keep his habit on the down-low, literally. This bad boy will fit right on your belt and can easily be concealed. Spice up that boring work day or business conference. You know no one else will.

Warning: Do not use during political campaigns; you will run out of batteries fast. Otherwise, let your friends know when you catch them trying to pull a fast one on you.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Giant Gummy Bear. What's there not to love? It's delicious, giant, and cute. How long would it take you to eat five pounds of gummy deliciousness? Girls and guys love the treat. Show someone you care whether or not they have diabetes.

Bring a sense of awe and wonderment to your backyard and/or party. These heavy duty cases can be sat on, are completely waterproof, and rechargeable. Use the remote to turn on the magic when the guests arrive.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.

Do you love your cat, but hate having to deal with all its pent-up energy? Maybe your cat focuses its energy on destructive tendencies? Cats love chasing crazy fast things all over the house. Now you can have this automatic laser toy run your cat tired with no more effort than the flick of a switch.

For the true Nintendo die-hards. Now you can play your favorite SNES classics in the palm of your hand. But why stop there? This awesome piece of electronic nostalgia can also turn into your very own SNES game console that you can hook into your TV and plug SNES controllers into.

Do your kids always draw on the wall? Just think your wall could use some awesome chalk drawings in general? Now you can draw all over the walls when you paint them with chalkboard house paint.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Be the beer master at your next meet-up. When you're ready to wage a war on sobriety, you'll be prepared. No longer will you have to walk to the cooler again like a sucker. With these foam insulated slots you'll always be ready for a cold one. BEER ME!

Now you can make the music blast wherever you are. Not only that, but these bad boys are dust, water, and shockproof. They're virtually indestructible. Look awesome while rocking out.

Now you and the lovely can stop worrying about mixing your keys up in a bowl like a caveman. Just pop your key ring into your preferred gender (no one's judging), and don't worry about your keys getting lost ever again.

Take a fun twist on the ice cream bowl and cookie. Combine the two and you have a fully-edible cookie ice cream bowl! Hand these out at your parties and everyone will be screaming for ice cream.

Why let professional photographers with their expensive lenses be the only ones who can take amazing 360 degree panoramic shots? Now you can take advantage of the amazing iPhone camera and show off to your friends all the awesome concerts and venues you've visited, in 360 degrees!

Transform your boring old iPod Nano into a portable and functional piece. Snap in your Nano and off you go. You now have a functional time piece, and fashion to boot.

Why hire someone and waste money, or have an amateur mess up that important shot? With this amazing invention, you can now have the camera follow you where ever you go. Keep you in the shot, and get that professional quality touch, for free!

Is Mr. Shnookums the indoor cat that wants out? Don't torture each other any longer. Bring your cat to the outdoors, but in safety. Both of you can now enjoy the fresh air and sunshine together.

Any photographer will appreciate this functional piece. To even the trained eye you may think this is a real camera lens at first glance, but you would be mistaken. Behold, coffee cup and snack holder in one. Fall in love with photography all over again, one sip at a time.

Bring your child's passion for those awesome reptiles we know as dinosaurs everywhere they go. Not only will they enjoy wearing their dinosaur clothes, but they can play out the dino hunt too.

The gift that's not only fun and educational, but delicious! Bubble gum is a centuries old treat. After you have learned the process of making bubble gum, you can reap the rewards of your labor.

Prone to spontaneous bouts of explosive diarrhea? Worry no more. When you've got a box of these life-savers nearby, you'll never have to plan your escape route from work without being seen after another case of mud butt.

Remember playing with your green army men when you were young? Those were fun... for about 5 minutes. Now you can put these guys to work for you holding up your new digital toys.

What's better than ice cream and pizza? PIZZA CONES! A new take on everyone's favorite classic Italian dish. Bake some dough, wrap it up, and melt your favorite toppings inside. The perfect delicious treat for all.

Fire off a few rounds with your friends. Load your shell, aim, and fire! Just don't let the cops catch you. If they do, maybe you can offer them a few rounds to ease the tension.

Be it a rave or strolling through town at night, you'll look awesome with your shoes a'glow with these awesome light up laces. These aren't your regular glow sticks, these are LED lit. These will last you time and time again.

Want to know when the water is hot? Want to make sure you don't burn yourself when someone had the hot water running moments ago? The light will tell you hot or cold. Great as a nightlight as well.

Whether you're a Star Wars fan or you just love perdy colors, these are for you. Eat your pan-Asian cuisine in nerd style all day, every day.

No, you're not tripping hard. That is actual rainbow colors dripping down from those candles. Use them as colorful accents in a room, or just show them off to people. Trippy!

Fall asleep to this giant, delicious confection keeping the monsters away. You will be grateful, and maybe a little hungry, when you wake up in the morning looking this guy in the eyes.

Ever wanted to see the moon close up? Well, short of hopping on Apollo 11 or launching your own lunar-orbital satellite, you can now project a life-like 3D lunar surface anywhere you want! This guy will even teach you about the moon through a downloadable MP3.

Plug up that wine bottle with this handy dandy plumber's secret weapon. Don't worry, these are guaranteed to not have been used to unplug your clogged toilet beforehand. Maybe you could plunge a really tiny toilet afterward, though.

Do you go bananas for wine? Now you can show others just how much of a wine connoisseur you really are. Let's just hope those escaped monkeys from the zoo don't like wine too...

Can't get enough bacon either? Now you can have it in lollipop form. There is no end to bacon's awesomeness. Enjoy that wonderful flavor for hours on end.

Great gift, or greatest gift ever? Show the bacon lover in your life how much you appreciate them with this gift-boxed treat of the gods.

Eat your rice and noodly goodness with these awesome chopsticks carved from genuine unicorn horn to pay homage to the now-extinct unicorns slain to make these fine utensils.

For the man who has problems keeping food in the vicinity of his plate, I present to you: THE MAN BOWL. No longer will complaining wives and girlfriends be at your back when you get served up a meal in this awesome dish. Dig in!

Lay out like a beautiful flower atop this... beautiful flower. Well, the gesture was nice anyway. Stay cool in the pool while laying out on this fun floaty.

Do some sweet tricks, Simpsons-style. Show off your love for America's greatest TV family at the skate park. Don't forget to say D'Oh when you crash trying to land that 900.

Pip pip, cheerio'! Bring your party to ye olden times, when spectacular, manly, handlebar moustaches roamed free in the streets from Yorkshire to the Wild West.

It's like a... DOUBLE RAINBOW! Well, if you get two of them it would be. You can turn it on with a wave of your hand, and with the vibrant LED lights, you can project beautiful rainbows in your room day or night.

Fun for everyone. The crystal growing kit lets you grown different colored crystals that will change shape depending on the environment you grow them in. After you grow your crystals, you have an awesome keepsake in a bottle.

Caution: Genius at work. The genius' brain never sleeps. Give your brain a night light while you let your body slack off for a while.

Mmmm... sprinkles. Show everyone at the pool your love for delicious, pink, sprinkled donuts. Careful, don't eat the rest of it. You're going to need that to float.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Banana Phone. Now people can look at you like you're crazy and have a reason for doing so. Show that hobo who's boss.

Someone a constant complainer? Now you can show them just how you feel. Take your time revealing the case, opening it slowly, tuning the instrument, and preparing to play. It will be music to your ears.

After that first use of the soap bar we are all scared at remembering which side is which. Now you will no longer have to take the bullet in that timeless game of soap roulette.

Good day, O'l chap! Show your friends just how bougie you are, or maybe disguise yourself in public. These temporary moustache tattoos are the perfect way to show people just how classy you are.

FREEZE! Now you can look suave at parties with your own ice-cold firearms. Drop one of these bad boys in your vodka martini and put Bond on ice. Shaken, not stirred, of course.

Are 8-bits all the graphics quality you need? Have your fashion exemplify that too. Now you can look the part and show all those new-age 32-bit noobs what real gaming is about.

Enjoy toast, but hate the grease stains it leaves behind in your pockets? Now you no longer have to worry. You can now take your toast with you everywhere you go. It even has a wallet function too.

Do you have everything? No you don't. Not until you have your very own yodeling pickle. One push of the button and you can finally say your life is complete.

Hate spam? Well do we have a great alternative for you. Great for parties and children, you can now tell everyone what you will be cooking for dinner. It is best to have one of them help you prepare the meat.

Hallelujah! The toast has risen! Now you can be saved every morning. Break a piece off and feel the healing power of this toasty treat.

On those extra hot days, don't you wish you had an igloo you could sit inside? Well now you can. Not only is a cool place to hide out in the pool, but you can even swim up into it through a hole in the base.

Quick, we need 100cc's of beer! Now you can be ready with your own life-saving cooler. Show your friends that you are prepared.

Did you spend a lifetime building skull lava fortresses and giant diamond statues too? Can't get enough Minecraft in your life? Now you can bring the game into reality. Start chipping away with this crafted tool.

Engage! Now you can be the captain, exploring the universe and making contact with countless alien civilizations. That, or you can look cool browsing the interwebs in your very own badass inflatable Star Trek Captain's Chair.

Munching on corn is one of the simple pleasures in life, but it's a pain when there's a goofy cob in the way. Elevate your corn eating prowess with this handy dandy corn kerneler.

Having trouble saving money? Get motivated to save by having this cute mechanical feline in a box that steals your money from you. Place a coin down and watch it take your money as you giggle with glee.

These little interactive cubes are not only awesome to look at, but they have a host of nifty sensors that allow you to interact and play with the games you download online or create yourself. The cubes can even communicate with each other!

Bring your usual daily objects to life! These stickers will let you add character and personality to the objects you always daydreamed them having. Don't look at me like that, stapler o_0