Remember the good O'l days of the floppy disk? Yeah, we dread them too. Not to worry, these guys are CD-R's in disguise. Look retro while keeping your data backed up on new age technology. A blast from the past!

As small as a quarter, faster than a speeding bullet (okay maybe not), and best of all, no batteries required! Show the kids or just show your friends the wonders of solar power in action with the world's smallest solar powered car.

Why bother with land line phones anymore. The problem is, the handset at your desk is more convenient than holding a cell phone with a USB cable to talk for hours. The best of both worlds is now at hand... no pun intended. Look like a pro and take care of business in style.

The good old days when the arcade reigned supreme. Now you can enjoy a blast from the past with the iCade and your iPad. Simply pop in your iPad and install the app and you'll be on your way to blasting asteroids in no time flat.

That oh-so-famous hot sauce you can't get enough of. Whether you've got a hankering for a mouth full of fire for yourself, or you want to share the pain with others, this recipe book will definitely help you pack a punch of spice in every dish.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Grubby hands? OCD from using the keyboard after someone else? Just want to spill a soda on it because you can? Worry no more. You can just pop this beautifully designed keyboard right into the sink for a good scrubbing. The laser-etched keys are the cherry on top!

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.

Bring the joy of R/C planes to the final frontier. With a charge time of 15 seconds for the Enterprise plane, you’ll be out flying in no time. Engage!... with friends and family for an afternoon of outdoor fun. Captain Kirk would be proud.

Airports, trains, busses, or just for pleasure reading. The Amazon Kindle eBook reader is not only convenient, but versatile. With an incredibly long battery life, and the ability to freely use wi-fi hotspots to access the Amazon Bookstore for book purchases, you will never need a library card ever again.

The uranium ore wasn’t good enough for you? Maybe you haven’t satisfied your quench for radioactive things yet. Now you can take things to the next level by drinking out of your very own radioactive waste drinking glass set.

Sorry, I don’t think you will be able to turn into your favorite mutant superhero with this. Own a piece of scientific wonderment. Caveat emptor: Will lose half its radioactivity in 4.7 bil years.

Whether you enjoy camping or you're in an emergency situation, the Zippo Emergency Fire Starter is a safe bet. Water-sealed case, wax-sealed tinder sticks, and a flint wheel guarantee fire when you need it. Never leave home without it.

Everyone knows the dreaded tangled earbuds problem. You put them into your pocket nice and neat, but what came out was a nightmare. Now you no longer have to worry. You can easily wrap your headphone cord around this simple tool and kiss tangled earbuds goodbye.

Millions of dead turtles crushed by the foot of Mario. When will he ever learn!? Show your support for the Koopa Troopas and your affinity for the awesome world of Mario Bros.

Who didn't dream of owning a pair when they were kids? Not only can you now see in the dark, but you can actually record video and download it to your computer via USB. Become the secret agent you always knew you were.

Oh, more wires. Just what every technophile loves to have to deal with. Well, we can't get rid of the wires for you, but we can help you manage them. Now you can keep those HDMI cables neat and tidy behind the television.

Love looking up recipes on your iPad, but fear getting it filthy, or worse, spilling something on that expensive gizmo? Never fear! Now you can protect your new-age cookbook with these protective sleeves. They even allow you to still use the touch screen through them.

The classic game of foosball; now inside your very own coffee table. Challenge friends to a game after a spot of tea, or just use it as a conversation piece with guests. This finely crafted wood piece is sure to please fans.

This cute character sits in your refrigerator waiting for you to return. When you open the door, you will be greeted in Japanese. Say konichiwa to the Fridgeezoo Hogen refrigerator polar bear.

No need for batteries. This little fella' will run off the free energy of the sun. No one can resist a smile when seeing the happy plant dance back and forth on a sunny day. Spruce up your desk with this happy dancing flower.

Marvel at the majesty of physics. The famed stirling engine is so efficient at converting heat energy into mechanical work that you could power this very engine simply with the heat of hot water in a mug under it. Share a bit of science with someone.

It's a classic. You could never get enough as a kid, and now you can get all you want while on the go. Test your memory and timing with this great portable electronic Simon Says. Beep-boop-boop-beep!

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

Warning: Do not use during political campaigns; you will run out of batteries fast. Otherwise, let your friends know when you catch them trying to pull a fast one on you.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.

Can you do the math? You're going to have to if you want to know what time it is. From math nerds to math students, you could always use a little more geekiness to spruce up your home. Show your guests you know your polynomials from your polygons.

Face it, rain or shine, you have to text some time. Why take your gloves off like a sucker when you can keep your hands toasty warm and text at the same time.

Be a classy, sophisticated drunk when you challenge your friends to a game of checkers; shot glass checkers, that is. Show up all those frat boys that play beer pong with your own game of checkers. Party games will never be the same.

In a life or death situation, you cannot imagine how important something as simple as high strength cord could be. Helping to build shelters, snaring prey, or even medical applications are a few of the countless things you could use this for in an emergency.

Tired of jittery videos? Now take movie shots like a pro. This counter-balanced hand-held camera unit will make your videos smooth and steady. It also doubles as a camera tripod.

Do you love your cat, but hate having to deal with all its pent-up energy? Maybe your cat focuses its energy on destructive tendencies? Cats love chasing crazy fast things all over the house. Now you can have this automatic laser toy run your cat tired with no more effort than the flick of a switch.

For the true Nintendo die-hards. Now you can play your favorite SNES classics in the palm of your hand. But why stop there? This awesome piece of electronic nostalgia can also turn into your very own SNES game console that you can hook into your TV and plug SNES controllers into.

Now you can make the music blast wherever you are. Not only that, but these bad boys are dust, water, and shockproof. They're virtually indestructible. Look awesome while rocking out.

Whether you're bringing medical relief to the battlefield or taking an underwater basket weaving course at the university, you will be prepared with your very own medic messenger bag. Look stylish while being functional.

Now you and the lovely can stop worrying about mixing your keys up in a bowl like a caveman. Just pop your key ring into your preferred gender (no one's judging), and don't worry about your keys getting lost ever again.

For the ultimate paranoid. Now you can survive a plane, air balloon, or ship crash on your favorite hostile location. Survive like a pro with the kit from a man who knows how to drink his own urine like a pro.

Show off your sophistication with this quality, hardback real leather book cover for your MacBook. Not only is it stylish, but it will protect your shiny new computer from the dangers of the world.

The ultimate compact survival kit. You can easily cut, navigate, and hack nature to bend at your will. Don't just survive, get out there and live.

Why let professional photographers with their expensive lenses be the only ones who can take amazing 360 degree panoramic shots? Now you can take advantage of the amazing iPhone camera and show off to your friends all the awesome concerts and venues you've visited, in 360 degrees!

For the photographer who needs ease of access to their camera at a moment's notice, or a person on the town with their point and shoot. This ingenious clip fits ANY kind of camera on belts and straps up to 3 in thick.

Transform your boring old iPod Nano into a portable and functional piece. Snap in your Nano and off you go. You now have a functional time piece, and fashion to boot.

Why hire someone and waste money, or have an amateur mess up that important shot? With this amazing invention, you can now have the camera follow you where ever you go. Keep you in the shot, and get that professional quality touch, for free!

Is Mr. Shnookums the indoor cat that wants out? Don't torture each other any longer. Bring your cat to the outdoors, but in safety. Both of you can now enjoy the fresh air and sunshine together.

Any photographer will appreciate this functional piece. To even the trained eye you may think this is a real camera lens at first glance, but you would be mistaken. Behold, coffee cup and snack holder in one. Fall in love with photography all over again, one sip at a time.

Know the time with style. This beautiful mechanical clock is half functional, half art piece. Watch in wonder as the mechanical gears tick away and the hours and minutes flap by.

Enjoy the majesty of these eons old creatures as you watch these life-like jellies swim about in their aquarium. No clean-up and no cleaning required. With LED backlighting, this can make a great room accent.

The gift that's not only fun and educational, but delicious! Bubble gum is a centuries old treat. After you have learned the process of making bubble gum, you can reap the rewards of your labor.

Prone to spontaneous bouts of explosive diarrhea? Worry no more. When you've got a box of these life-savers nearby, you'll never have to plan your escape route from work without being seen after another case of mud butt.

Be on the bleeding edge of culinary cutlery. You will be the jealousy of your cooking cuisine friends when they come by to see you preparing your meal with this beautiful half art, half utility piece.

Remember playing with your green army men when you were young? Those were fun... for about 5 minutes. Now you can put these guys to work for you holding up your new digital toys.

Be it a rave or strolling through town at night, you'll look awesome with your shoes a'glow with these awesome light up laces. These aren't your regular glow sticks, these are LED lit. These will last you time and time again.

Feel like a secret agent each time you check what time it is. Show your friends your style and class in accessories when they ask for the time.

Whether you're a Star Wars fan or you just love perdy colors, these are for you. Eat your pan-Asian cuisine in nerd style all day, every day.

Never have trouble again finding the right charger for your cell phone. Why buy different types of chargers for different phones for people when you can buy them one size fits all!

Fall asleep to this giant, delicious confection keeping the monsters away. You will be grateful, and maybe a little hungry, when you wake up in the morning looking this guy in the eyes.

Mount this giant recycling bin bounty atop your mantel and bask in its glory. It will certainly be a conversation starter. You can reminisce on the days in the cardboard safari adventure in cardboard Africa where you shot this prized kill.

For the man who has problems keeping food in the vicinity of his plate, I present to you: THE MAN BOWL. No longer will complaining wives and girlfriends be at your back when you get served up a meal in this awesome dish. Dig in!

Do some sweet tricks, Simpsons-style. Show off your love for America's greatest TV family at the skate park. Don't forget to say D'Oh when you crash trying to land that 900.

Pip pip, cheerio'! Bring your party to ye olden times, when spectacular, manly, handlebar moustaches roamed free in the streets from Yorkshire to the Wild West.

Good day, O'l chap! Show your friends just how bougie you are, or maybe disguise yourself in public. These temporary moustache tattoos are the perfect way to show people just how classy you are.

Science on your desktop. Pop this bad boy into your computer's USB port and watch the electrical beauty that is plasma dance before your very eyes.

Are 8-bits all the graphics quality you need? Have your fashion exemplify that too. Now you can look the part and show all those new-age 32-bit noobs what real gaming is about.

Did you spend a lifetime building skull lava fortresses and giant diamond statues too? Can't get enough Minecraft in your life? Now you can bring the game into reality. Start chipping away with this crafted tool.

The Fellowship of The Ring has now bestowed upon you the great task of bearing this powerful ring. Do you have what it takes to bear the ring? My precious...

Possibly the most iconic piece of Zelda lore. This finely crafted 12 hole Ocarina, modeled after the Zelda: Ocarina of Time instrument, is a great piece for any collector or enthusiast. It's not just for show, you can actually play along to the instructional booklet with it as well.

Miss the Etch-A-Sketch? Now you can have your very own new-age Etch-A-Sketch as a hard case for your iPad. Bring back the good old days of your childhood in style.

Whether you enjoy just looking at the T-Rex, or you want to give a fan the gift of the most boss creature to have come out of the Cretaceous Period, this is a beautiful piece. Show others the majesty of the tyrant lizard king.

Engage! Now you can be the captain, exploring the universe and making contact with countless alien civilizations. That, or you can look cool browsing the interwebs in your very own badass inflatable Star Trek Captain's Chair.

10.5 inches of tablety goodness. Write, save, and erase over and over again. Scared of accidently erasing something? No problem. Just turn on the erase lock. The harder you push on the stylus, the thicker the lines drawn. Neat!

You can now pay homage to the man that basically invented everything electric that you use today. Edison? No way. We're talking about one of the greatest engineers of all time; Nikola Tesla.

How many times have you lost or broke your USB charger for your phone and other USB-powered devices? Never fear, you can now have your very own USB charging station built right into your power outlet with this awesome, installable wall outlet.

These little interactive cubes are not only awesome to look at, but they have a host of nifty sensors that allow you to interact and play with the games you download online or create yourself. The cubes can even communicate with each other!