Why bother with land line phones anymore. The problem is, the handset at your desk is more convenient than holding a cell phone with a USB cable to talk for hours. The best of both worlds is now at hand... no pun intended. Look like a pro and take care of business in style.

Being stuck with nothing or no one to help you is a disparaging situation. You know the Boy Scout's moto, "Always be prepared," so why not do yourself the favor? This simple and cheap kit might just save you and/or a loved one's life.

Grubby hands? OCD from using the keyboard after someone else? Just want to spill a soda on it because you can? Worry no more. You can just pop this beautifully designed keyboard right into the sink for a good scrubbing. The laser-etched keys are the cherry on top!

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.

Sharing isn’t always caring. Make sure everyone knows who’s wine bottle this is. Set the combination and sleep easy knowing that the wine gnomes won’t be stealing anymore of your wine any time soon.

Airports, trains, busses, or just for pleasure reading. The Amazon Kindle eBook reader is not only convenient, but versatile. With an incredibly long battery life, and the ability to freely use wi-fi hotspots to access the Amazon Bookstore for book purchases, you will never need a library card ever again.

Can’t live without your espresso maker? Need your coffee fix ASAP? Now you can take one with you where ever you go. Made of stainless steel, it will even last your abuse in the rugged outdoors. Who wouldn’t want to wake up with a nice shot of espresso at the camp site?

Sorry, I don’t think you will be able to turn into your favorite mutant superhero with this. Own a piece of scientific wonderment. Caveat emptor: Will lose half its radioactivity in 4.7 bil years.

Whether you enjoy camping or you're in an emergency situation, the Zippo Emergency Fire Starter is a safe bet. Water-sealed case, wax-sealed tinder sticks, and a flint wheel guarantee fire when you need it. Never leave home without it.

Everyone knows the dreaded tangled earbuds problem. You put them into your pocket nice and neat, but what came out was a nightmare. Now you no longer have to worry. You can easily wrap your headphone cord around this simple tool and kiss tangled earbuds goodbye.

If you're like me, you love cereal. Cereal is your staple, breakfast, noon, and night. Take your delicious treat with you where ever you want, any time you want. The unit pops together to conveniently keep the cereal and milk separated, while having a stored foldable spoon ready to go.

Who didn't dream of owning a pair when they were kids? Not only can you now see in the dark, but you can actually record video and download it to your computer via USB. Become the secret agent you always knew you were.

Always be prepared. You may never know when a tool like this could save your life. Stuck on a desert island? Crash land in the middle of the Amazon? Small enough to fit in a pocket or purse, be ready when the time comes.

Oh, more wires. Just what every technophile loves to have to deal with. Well, we can't get rid of the wires for you, but we can help you manage them. Now you can keep those HDMI cables neat and tidy behind the television.

Love looking up recipes on your iPad, but fear getting it filthy, or worse, spilling something on that expensive gizmo? Never fear! Now you can protect your new-age cookbook with these protective sleeves. They even allow you to still use the touch screen through them.

Now it's easier than ever to cut a slice of your favorite dish. With this ergonomic and aesthetically-pleasing design, you'll have an easy and enjoyable time to dish out your favorite treat.

Now it's easier than ever to add a splash of real fruit juice to your favorite carbonated beverage. For kids and adults alike, this tool will unlock flavorful explorations with none of the health drawbacks of those nasty sodas and fake juices.

Pizza and power tools: This is man's land. In man's land, we cut our food with dangerous power tools. Well, almost. Look like a boss cutting up slices of your favorite dish at your next bash.

Mickey mouse, don't worry. This lovely piece will only cut you off a slice of your favorite treat. Show the mouse who's boss of the house. Cheese just tastes better ironically.

Fact of life: Soggy cereal sucks. Fret no more. The solution is here. Now you can keep that delicious, crunchy cereal separate until you're ready to take the plunge. Functional, stylish, and delicious.

Face it, rain or shine, you have to text some time. Why take your gloves off like a sucker when you can keep your hands toasty warm and text at the same time.

Cookies and ice cream, need I say more? Kids and adults will love building their own amazing ice cream sandwiches with this great invention. How many layers can you make?

In a life or death situation, you cannot imagine how important something as simple as high strength cord could be. Helping to build shelters, snaring prey, or even medical applications are a few of the countless things you could use this for in an emergency.

Tired of jittery videos? Now take movie shots like a pro. This counter-balanced hand-held camera unit will make your videos smooth and steady. It also doubles as a camera tripod.

Do you love your cat, but hate having to deal with all its pent-up energy? Maybe your cat focuses its energy on destructive tendencies? Cats love chasing crazy fast things all over the house. Now you can have this automatic laser toy run your cat tired with no more effort than the flick of a switch.

The sky's the limit. Stack those perfectly round flavors one after the other on top of that mountainous cone. Kids will want to see just how high you can go, and obsessive compulsive people will love the rounded perfection.

Now you can make the music blast wherever you are. Not only that, but these bad boys are dust, water, and shockproof. They're virtually indestructible. Look awesome while rocking out.

Whether you're bringing medical relief to the battlefield or taking an underwater basket weaving course at the university, you will be prepared with your very own medic messenger bag. Look stylish while being functional.

For the ultimate paranoid. Now you can survive a plane, air balloon, or ship crash on your favorite hostile location. Survive like a pro with the kit from a man who knows how to drink his own urine like a pro.

Take a fun twist on the ice cream bowl and cookie. Combine the two and you have a fully-edible cookie ice cream bowl! Hand these out at your parties and everyone will be screaming for ice cream.

No more restless nights in the heat for you. Hot summer? Does someone turn the heater up all the time? Now you can keep your side of the bed as cool as you want by remote.

The ultimate compact survival kit. You can easily cut, navigate, and hack nature to bend at your will. Don't just survive, get out there and live.

Why let professional photographers with their expensive lenses be the only ones who can take amazing 360 degree panoramic shots? Now you can take advantage of the amazing iPhone camera and show off to your friends all the awesome concerts and venues you've visited, in 360 degrees!

For the photographer who needs ease of access to their camera at a moment's notice, or a person on the town with their point and shoot. This ingenious clip fits ANY kind of camera on belts and straps up to 3 in thick.

Transform your boring old iPod Nano into a portable and functional piece. Snap in your Nano and off you go. You now have a functional time piece, and fashion to boot.

Why hire someone and waste money, or have an amateur mess up that important shot? With this amazing invention, you can now have the camera follow you where ever you go. Keep you in the shot, and get that professional quality touch, for free!

Is Mr. Shnookums the indoor cat that wants out? Don't torture each other any longer. Bring your cat to the outdoors, but in safety. Both of you can now enjoy the fresh air and sunshine together.

Never worry about filling the dog's water bowl again. With this ingenious, yet cute, pet accessory, you can train your dog to self serve themselves to water on tap. Help make Fido more self-sufficient.

Be on the bleeding edge of culinary cutlery. You will be the jealousy of your cooking cuisine friends when they come by to see you preparing your meal with this beautiful half art, half utility piece.

Need chilled wine in a jiffy? Pop the Corkcicle into your favorite wine on the go. Your wine will be chilled in no time for you and your party to enjoy when you get to your destination.

What's better than ice cream and pizza? PIZZA CONES! A new take on everyone's favorite classic Italian dish. Bake some dough, wrap it up, and melt your favorite toppings inside. The perfect delicious treat for all.

Push the steam hand juicer into your favorite fruit of choice and spray away. Add a mist of orange, lemon, or lime zest to dishes to give them that extra spark.

Don't suck at life any longer. Two trips are for losers. Just load all your grocery bags on to the hook and look like the boss of grocery town as you stroll up in one trip with all your bags.

We've all had that oh-crap feeling when we've locked ourselves outside of the house that one time. Never fear. Now you can quickly pull this dud lawn sprinkler from your lawn or garden and get right back into the house.

Whether you're a Star Wars fan or you just love perdy colors, these are for you. Eat your pan-Asian cuisine in nerd style all day, every day.

Never have trouble again finding the right charger for your cell phone. Why buy different types of chargers for different phones for people when you can buy them one size fits all!

Smuggle your booze on the cruise in these fool-proof containers that look like regular shampoo bottles. They'll never know you brought the good stuff onboard as they pass your luggage right through security.

Eat your rice and noodly goodness with these awesome chopsticks carved from genuine unicorn horn to pay homage to the now-extinct unicorns slain to make these fine utensils.

Always losing picks has been the guitarist's bane. Now you no longer have to worry. Not only will you always have a pick around, but you can make them out of awesome things like old credit cards and gift cards.

Munching on corn is one of the simple pleasures in life, but it's a pain when there's a goofy cob in the way. Elevate your corn eating prowess with this handy dandy corn kerneler.

How many times have you lost or broke your USB charger for your phone and other USB-powered devices? Never fear, you can now have your very own USB charging station built right into your power outlet with this awesome, installable wall outlet.